I hate the gym. Eternal youth is too much work!
Mary Hickey’s literary fiction has appeared in The Griffin, Happy, Kalliope, Dark Starr, and other publications. She talks a good game about eating healthy, but sneaks out to the DD Express at the gas station at 6 a.m. for a large Midnight Blend and a jelly donut if she’s sure nobody’s looking. She also spends way too much time playing backgammon online as “mamabear”.