My friend, the billionaire.
What to give him for Christmas?
On the night before, I set fire to his Tesla, and smash every window of his designer home.
Christmas morning, he calls. Comforting him, I insist he celebrate with me. …
I don’t throw away her dentures. They still sit on her mahogany night stand. Every day I rinse them as if taking care of them will give her the respect I never gave her in life. Everybody keeps saying we …